With all of the recent infighting, bickering, and other seriousness in the SEO community, I thought it would be appropriate to share what I feel is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

As someone that grew up watching Chuck Norris movies and every other movie related to martial arts (the Bruce Lee collection comes to mind), this site had me laughing out loud for a very, very, long time. Once I started reading I couldn’t stop and ended up reading all 100 of the top random facts about Chuck Norris. And yes, in case you’re wondering, I made sure that Chuck Norris isn’t upset about the random facts being made up about him before I posted this.

Some of my favorites are:

“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.”

“Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.”

“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”

“Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.”

“Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.”

And:

“If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.”

“Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is “lucky”.”

“Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.”

“If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.”

Check out the list (which includes an RSS feed), and if you’ve never seen Chuck’s older movies I highly suggest renting “Meng long guojiang” this weekend. It was written and directed by Bruce Lee, as well as being Chuck Norris’ first appearance. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fight in an awesome martial arts showdown, and it’s Bruce Lee’s last movie. “A Force Of One” is also a classic Chuck Norris flick.